analish:

i came out to have a good time and i’m honestly feeling so attacked right now

(via legalmexican)

leo-arcana:

jetblueivy:

drive thru employeesimage definitely image do notimage get paidimage enoughimage forimage this image shitimage they are sick of your nonsenseimage

the last guy wasn’t even phased omg

(via sleepless-in-sanity)

contingent-dreams:

lunar-raspberry:

"And what do we say to death?"

"Not today."

"The fuck out my face"

(via barelyevenconscious)

*high fives your ass*

(via ugly)

urghpizza:

queued x
unlucid:

nocive:

meanwhile in Afghanistan

never gets old

unlucid:

nocive:

meanwhile in Afghanistan

never gets old

(via ant0rm)

hotsuburbandad:

This is fake. They haven’t been sat on that rock for 50 years. If you look closely you can clearly see her swimsuit is different in the second photo, it has stripes on it. And the guy’s shorts seem to have a more floral pattern in the latter photo.Also, if someone sat on a rock for 50 years, it would have made the news. My theory is, they simply returned to the same location 50 years later, and recreated the original photo.

(via kingudamu)

anus:

spotting a hot person

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

(  ͡°  ͜ʖ  ͡°)

(  ͡ °  ͜ʖ  ͡ °)

(  ͡  °  ͜ʖ  ͡  °)

(via orgasm)

candiedmoon:

the precision tho.

beesmygod:

evitron:

google boob

fbi put your hands in the air

(via relahvant)

“Try to love yourself as much as you want someone else to.”
— my english teacher (via sexpends)

(via ahlamqx)